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flame—alchemist liked your post: Do you wish not to be graced with my prese

Roy >:I My vag doesn’t belong to you either.

Back off, you flaming cretin. I have laid claim to this land of flesh.

Thanks for clearing that up Johann.

God I’m swimming in my panties. That’s the hottest man I’ve ever seen.

I’m not just Red Skull, I am the bad ass who makes every other bad ass look like Mary Fucking Poppins.

princessofthings:

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princessofthings:

flame—alchemist liked your post: Do you wish not to be graced with my prese

Roy >:I My vag doesn’t belong to you either.

Back off, you flaming cretin. I have laid claim to this land of flesh.

Thanks for clearing that up Johann.

princessofthings:

flame—alchemist liked your post: Do you wish not to be graced with my prese

Roy >:I My vag doesn’t belong to you either.

Back off, you flaming cretin. I have laid claim to this land of flesh.

I wouldn’t say ‘inconvenient’, but it would be nice to not have to lower my gaze for once. 

I do apologize, but I seemed to have inhaled it through my super rare Captain America bendy straw. It’s pink..they had no other color. 

Is that so? Well, my mischievous little friend. I may take you up on that offer. Shall I wear pants?

Hitlerious.

Where? Where is there not a place I would like to rul-visit? If I had to choose, it would be..everywhere.